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What Has that Man Done to You? Pt. 2

As an American I only speak one language… I am aware that others exist, but I choose only to use them as seasoning. In the case of my Banana Bread, I’ve spiced it up with “de los Muertos,” I’ve always thought the phrase sounded delicious and invigorating, just like my bread. If you’re like me, you’ve got some nerd friends

What Has that Man Done to You? Pt. 1

My cells are tired, and I suspect it’s my own damn fault. It’s either my fault because my genes are too stellar, or because I’m facing a karmic punishment for narcissistic shit talking. First the stellar gene theory, my son has decided that rather than sprouting one or two teeth at a time he’d prefer to have them all at