My cells are tired, and I suspect it’s my own damn fault. It’s either my fault because my genes are too stellar, or because I’m facing a karmic punishment for narcissistic shit talking. First the stellar gene theory, my son has decided that rather than sprouting one or two teeth at a time he’d prefer to have them all at …
Behold your future my childless nerds. It’s different, a happy different, but certainly different. The time I do get to game seems sweeter now, less frequent certainly, but sweeter. As to the comic, one of my favorite parts about collaborating with Jim are the background jokes and Easter Eggs he includes. Panel 4′s “Flying Brick” killed me… and apparently some helpless Nooblette. …
Dark Souls Diary Entry 6 Daily Deaths: 12 Total Deaths: 37 Bosses Beaten: 1 (Titanite Demon) Current Level: 24 Sweet Loot: Dragon Scale, Grass Crest Shield, Elite Knight Armor Set, Partisan, Black Leather Armor Set, Long Bow The Titanite Demon has shuffled off his immortal coil–and I helped him shuffle. Muwhahaha. And how did I kill the Titanite Demon? Well, …
Jim and I started Unicorn Soup at almost the same time Baby Indy was born. This posed a problem, I needed to produce scripts but had no time. The only free time I had were those few precious minutes I’d sneak away for my shower, and most of that time would be eaten up doing my best Kevin Spacey impersonation. …
Baby Indy believes his parents need: Aesthetically Challenging Baby Poop A more streamlined bank account To be awake for every sunrise Baby Indy stands firmly resolved that the following are unnecessary: Hot food Showers Movies Being a benevolent ruler, he did let Molly and I watch “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop.” I didn’t follow the CoCo Vs. Leno feud, but all …
I’m behind a day on the blog accompaniment to this piece. Mea culpa–my back has been out from picking up Baby Indy. Despite telling him that he’s letting lower organisms show up his species, he’s still not making a lot of progress on the walking front. I know, I know he’s only four months old. Honestly though, isn’t four months …
This week’s comic was inspired by the classes my wife and I took before Baby Indy was born. I did learn some useful stuff in those classes, and some weird stuff too. Like, I learned that women of all backgrounds seem to relish stories of berserker women mangling their husbands during a contraction. I’ve never seen an audience so rapt, …
Cats have a natural attraction to the Big Gulp. Poor Darryl is fighting a battle he’ll never win. With that cleared up… Johnny’sCake is the character I most associate with my own experience. That’s not to say Unicorn Soup is autobiographical, it’s not, though dashes of reality creep in. So here’s a dash, perhaps a Mrs. Dash—I always play the …
