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I want a Nerf sword. Why did I not know that Nerf makes swords? Who withheld this information FROM ME? THEY MUST PAY THEY! MUST PAY SEVERELY! I WILL CUT THEM DOWN WITH MY NERF SWORD! HUZZAAAHHHH!

One of the many perks of having young children is being able to stay up-to-date on the very latest in toy technology. Yes, Nerf makes swords, under the brand name “N-Force.” But not just swords; my brothers, Nerf also makes battleaxes, shields and hatchets! Methinks it only a matter of time before one can purchase Nerf armor. I just hope they’ll make it in adult sizes.

Edit: Did you know there is a Nerf Wiki?

You’re so totally in my head on this one. I’ve had this happen more times than I care to mention.

Most of the time I’ll wake up, think hard about what sounds I was hearing and what my fingers were doing and realizing they are TOTALLY UNRELATED. What the hell tuning do I use in the dream world?

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