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Operation Caligula Sunset

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We never test our comics on focus groups.  Here are some of the questions that they couldn’t have asked because they don’t exist.

Question 1:

Can a t-shirt with “+1 Charisma” get me laid?

Answer:

That’s not a simple question.  Follow along closely and I’ll be able to give you a customized answer.

Step 1:  Roll your d20 and add your Charisma modifier to it (If you don’t understand this nerd talk skip to Step 5)

Step 2:  Add your opponent’s Will Save plus another d20.

Step 3:  Add a +2 to your roll if you met your opponent at a nerd convention.  Add +2 to your opponent’s Will Save if you met them anywhere else.

Step 4:  No.  No it won’t get you laid.

Step 5:  Sure, why not.  It’ll get you laid.

*If you found any errors or issues with the way I calculated my Will Save vs Charisma Check, you might just die a virgin.

 

Question 2:

Wow, “two and a half minutes!”  What’s your secret?

Answer:

I think about kobolds in funny hats. Like a derby hat or sombrero.

 

Question 3:

“Operation Caligula Sunset” is a strange title. What’s it mean?

Answer:

Meaning is tricky.  As I see it, it could mean one of two things.

  1. If you’re familiar with Caligula’s legend then you’ll know that at sunset Caligula’s carriage turns into a pumpkin and his horses turn back into mice. The parallel here is pretty clear so I won’t belabor the point
  2. Sometimes a whale is just a whale.

 

Question 4:

I’m having a really hard time telling the difference between Rachel McAdams and Amy Adams. Can you clear up the difference?

Answer:

It’s a common problem. In reality, they’re the same person.

Just like Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

On a related note, she was very good in both the new “Muppets Movie” and “Midnight in Paris.” Whereas he was very meh in both “Green Lantern” and “The Ides of March.”

Cheers,

Jack

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