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Real Names and Addresses

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Kudos to Jim on this week’s super-secret mouse over text.  If you missed it mouse back over the comic… I’ll wait.  If you didn’t laugh or at least snicker, then I’m going to ask you to channel your inner thirteen year old and mouse over it again.

Penis is always funny.  I’ll prove it to you with the Power of Mathematics!

PENIS+CLICHÉ=COMEDY

Try this experiment: Replace a noun in almost any cliché with “Penis.” It’ll be hilarious.  Here are a few to start with, just replace the highlighted noun with “Penis.”

“That’s no skin off my nose.”

“Whoa, let’s not put the cart before the horse.”

“The squeaky wheel gets the grease.”

“He’s got the eyes of a hawk.”

“Eat your cake and have it, too.”

“A fool and his money are soon parted.”

And finally…

“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

See, you can’t argue with Math.

That’s about all the dick jokes I can summon for one day.  With that I welcome you to Unicorn Soup, tell your friends, but maybe not your Mom.

Cheers,

Jack

P.S.  If you’ve got a better penis cliché don’t keep it to yourself, post it in our comments!

3 Comments

I just checked out http://www.clichesite.com and believe you are correct. Right off the top:

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet”

You get three nouns to choose from in:

“A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down”

Though I’ll admit I’m a little confused by:

“An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”

It’s great to see this get off the ground!

Matt

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