The Grass is Greener Part I
Jim and I have been at Unicorn Soup for approaching a year now–this comic marks our first proper multi-comic story arc. Thanks to my wife for the story concept. Her quote was, “If you can capture how frustrating gamers and non-gamers can be to one another in a relationship you’ll win a fucking Oscar–or whatever it is that they award for comics.”
It’s called an “Eisner” baby.
My wife has incredible faith in us. Mostly because she likes Jim’s art.
I hope you enjoyed Part I of “The Grass is Greener.”
On the gaming front, I’m still poking around SWTOR with my brother. Though I find that I’m strangely anti-social in the game. In part, I think it’s due to the excellence of the writing and “campaign.” I just finished the main story arc with my Jedi Consular and am now a bit more free to roam the galaxy…perhaps I’ll make a friend this week.
TV last week was amazing because of “The Walking Dead.” Last week’s episode marked a high watermark for me as the actors seem to have settled into the roles and are fleshing them out a bit. Rick in particular, already a deep character, has become more engaging. As for his foil, Shane–Jon Bernthal, has done a brilliant job of humanizing the entirely unlikable character. I can’t wait for Sundays.
Cheers,
Jack
Desperate Times
I’m sure you’ve got two questions. One an obvious question, and then a follow up.
The obvious question, “Did this happen?”
To answer that I’ll refer you to Panel 6.
The follow up is no doubt, “Okay so it, ‘Didn’t happen,‘ but does it work?”
Yes.
Err–that’s what the internet tells me at least.
Why a wife would ever leave her husband alone with an infant is beyond me. Life is full of lessons.
Cheers,
Jack
Two’s a Crowd
Krogan love fried chicken–it’s not a well known part of the Mass Effect canon, but it’s there I assure you.
The nerd outcry over co-op in Mass Effect struck me as bizarre. Granted it provided us fodder for a comic, but really if you don’t like co-op then don’t play it.
Nerd sensitivity in general is odd especially, when developers are giving nerds something extra that is completely optional. People are weird.
In other news, I’m still spending too much time playing SWTOR (give in Javis)–last night I had a fascinating experience a real honest to goodness role playing experience in an MMO. My brother and I were cruising Tatooine when we came across a couple of Sith fighting an elite mob.
The Sith saw us, we exchanged in character barbs then both sides lit up our lightsabers and went at it–when the dust settled the Sith were dead, but by the Force I respected the shit out of the gamers. They came back for more a while later we had another round of repartee and this time they won the fight, which was sort of immaterial as the experience was an amazing one. My Bro and I duking it out on Tatooine with Sith–and both sides staying in character.
Childhood fantasies come to life.
Cheers,
Jack
Launch Party
Behold your future my childless nerds.
It’s different, a happy different, but certainly different. The time I do get to game seems sweeter now, less frequent certainly, but sweeter.
As to the comic, one of my favorite parts about collaborating with Jim are the background jokes and Easter Eggs he includes.
Panel 4′s “Flying Brick” killed me… and apparently some helpless Nooblette. I do love the ironic/slogan t-shirts he includes as well, something I rarely, if ever, include in the scripts.
I also like to imagine that Jim is making little conceits throughout the comic to anyone patient enough to look.
Take the blocks in the final panel for instance, though I’ve not confirmed it with Jim, I think he’s making a Hamlet reference “2″ and “B” on the blocks. Hamlet’s soliloquy is a meditation on how one continues life in the face of trial and strife. The 1 Up Mushroom is clearly a continuation on the theme as it literally represents life in the gaming Universe. Thus, Jim has deftly combined the classic representation of new life (infancy) with the gaming representation of new life (Green Spotty Mushrooms).
Why the combination? I think Pezzetti is arguing, and this is a classic Pezzetti move, that one needs to stop reading and play more games. Whether it be rocketship or Mario–play will chase away all that nasty introspection.
Well done my good man. Perhaps someday I’ll learn that brevity is in fact the soul of wit, and you can stop trying to cram all my dialogue into our panels.
Cheers,
Jack
Another Twitter thingy for to waste your times
I’ve gone and done it. I has a Twitter: @jimpezzetti
God help us all.
Twxxd podcast featuring Unicorn Soup is up!
As Jack had mentioned before, he and I joined the Twxxd brothers for an episode of their regular podcast. That podcast is now available online. It’s fun and informative. You’ll marvel at the compelling origin story of Unicorn Soup! Your mind will boggle when you learn where the name came from! You’ll learn how to make alcoholic beverages that may or may not cause blindness! You’ll shudder to learn the diabolical process that we use to make the comic! And Jack will share a life lesson that will make your life richer and guarantee* you’ll get laid more often!
Go listen, and let us know what you think!
*not a guarantee.
Miracle of Modern Technology
Unicorn Soup began in late July. Over the last six months, Jim and I have been lucky enough to have some really thoughtful and supportive readers–some of you have even been nice enough to comment on our work. Sincerely, thank you.
We’ve also had our share of bizarre spam. Below is a collection of some of our favorite pieces (note all typos were included in the spam):
- “Superior thinnkig demonstrated above. Thanks!” (I’m always guilty of superior thinnkig)
- “If my pbroelm was a Death Star, this article is a photon torpedo.” (Nerd spam)
- “I’ve been surfing on-line more than 3 hours as of late, but I never found any interesting article like yours. It?s beautiful price sufficient for me. In my view, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet can be a lot more helpful than ever before.” (I love the word salad spam, the sound my brain makes as I try to put it together is troubling though.)
- “Ever find anything out regarding irvine orthodontist “ (I’d go with Dr. Paine)
- “advertising” (Honest and to the point.)
- Thought I might add this “If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies… It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.” – Albert Einstein (OMG PHILOSOPHY SPAM)
- I will immediately clutch your rss as I can not to find your email subscription hyperlink or e-newsletter service. Do you have any? Please let me recognize in order that I may subscribe. Thanks. (Whoa! I just met you keep your hands off my rss)
Whenever I feel a little low, I know I can browse our spam folder for a pick me up.
In other news, our Podcast with the gents over at TWXXD will post sometime next week. I’d also like to direct all my Magic the Gathering pals over to our friend Javis at Legacy-Control. Especially those of you who’ve played the card game of Magic–this is your strip.
Time for some double fisted addictive gaming–SWTOR and Words with Friends here I come. Is that the gaming equivalent of a speedball?
Cheers,
Jack
TWXXD/Legacy Control Podcast
Hey kids!
Have time to kill? Long commutes got you down? Cheer up, two of our favorite comic creators have put out another in their long line of time hilarious and wide ranging podcasts.
They can get a little blue from time to time so if you’ve got sensitive ears or a co-worker limit your listening accordingly.
Cheers,
Jack
DC’s Got A New Logo; Perfect to Hide Their Shame
Reboots have reigned in Hollywood for most of the last decade. From a business standpoint it makes sense—take a proven franchise, familiar characters, add CGI, and begin printing money.
The financially beleaguered comic book industry has taken the same approach from time to time. Marvel launched its Ultimates line as a way to cast off decades of continuity and start characters anew, but kept their core Universe intact.
In 2011 DC turned their reboot up to 11.
The publisher of Batman and Superman, didn’t simply create an alternate line, they rebooted their core line and in doing so wiped the slate clean…sort of. Titles like Action and Detective Comics, which have been published for nearly 75 years, have started over at #1. Long story short, an event miniseries called Flashpoint has “changed everything forever.”
If you don’t own thousands of comic books, here’s a how things were for DC’s two most iconic characters before Flashpoint:
Batman is actually on his 4th sidekick. Dick Grayson, the original Robin, had taken up the mantle of Batman in Bruce Wayne’s year long absence. When Wayne returned he had Dick continue, allowing Batman to be in more than one place at once. Jason Todd, the 2nd Robin, had been killed by the Joker – resurrected – and became the Red Hood. Tim Drake, the 3rd Robin, had matured and become Red Robin. The 4th and current Robin is Damian Wayne, son of Bruce and Talia al Ghul, the daughter of Batman villain Ra’s al Ghul. Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) was Oracle, basically the research and communications arm of Batman Inc. Barbara had been confined to a wheelchair after the Joker shot and paralyzed her in Alan Moore’s classic The Killing Joke.
Superman (Kal-El/Clark Kent) was married to Lois Lane, and had been for years. His adoptive father, Jonathan (Pa) Kent, died several years ago, but his mother Martha (Ma) Kent survived. Lex Luthor fought Superman for years, briefly served as President of the United States, had an orange power ring (similar to Green Lantern’s), and had most recently fallen into the Phantom Zone.
And here is how it is now:
Batman’s history is largely intact. Bruce Wayne is the only Batman; he and his four Robin sidekicks have been operating in secret for years. Batman is still friends with Commissioner Gordon, but is openly hunted by the Gotham police. Barbara Gordon was Oracle for a time, but she recovered and has become Batgirl again.
Superman was never married to Lois Lane. Clark Kent’s adoptive parents both died and then he moved to Metropolis. He is a bachelor, works as a reporter, is friends with Jimmy Olsen, and just donned the “S.” In Action Comics, which is set several years in the past, Superman wears jeans and a t-shirt with an “S” on it, plus the classic cape. Superman is hunted by the army, under the orders of General Sam Lane (Lois’ father) and Dr. Lex Luthor. Superman takes place in the present and his costume is more of a Kryptonian battle armor.
In sum, the results of the relaunch are mixed. In some cases, like Batman and Green Lantern, things have mostly stayed the same. In others, like Superman and Justice League, continuity has been completely erased and things are truly starting from scratch.
Of the series I read regularly, the new Batman and Action Comics are very good, but I think this is more of a credit to the writers of those series than the fact they have been relaunched. Scott Snyder, current writer of Batman and Vertigo’s excellent American Vampire, just finished a great run on Detective Comics before the relaunch. His Batman would be a good story with or without changes to continuity. Similarly, Action Comics works because of Grant Morrison’s writing. Superman’s long continuity and seeming invulnerability were seen as a barrier to good Superman stories. Morrison’s All Star Superman from a few years ago was amazing, and really showed what could be done with Superman in the hands of a good writer. In Action Comics, Superman can’t fly and isn’t invulnerable, but he is “more powerful than a locomotive,” can “leap tall buildings in a single bound,” etc. Morrison presents him more like an alien Hercules, showing what he can do with action packed trials.
Contrasting those series are Superman and Justice League. The writing in Superman makes me feel like I am reading something out of the 70’s. Not cool retro 70’s either—lame predictable 70’s. Rather than feeling modern, it seems more like the character has been set back decades.
Justice League is poorly executed for DC’s flagship team comic. It’s consistently cliché and strains the reader’s credulity. For instance, despite the fact they had been operating for years, the series shows Batman and Green Lantern meeting for the first time and grudgingly deciding to team up… to track down the dangerous alien Superman. Of course they find him, battle it out, and eventually figure out they are all on the same side. Batman’s portrayal in particular bothers me; he is brilliant and experienced, yet knows nothing of Green Lantern and upon meeting Superman tries to take him down with tear gas and a taser.
It’s a trite and predictable scene—“What my taser is ineffective against this alien super-being who is physically capable of leaping over towering buildings?” It’s disappointing that DC handles Batman so ham handedly in Justice League.
Batman through all the books he’s in is a good metaphor for the reboot in its totality. A reboot can’t make poor story telling good, nor can it hamper the writing of good storytellers. In the end, all that is different is the same.
Doc Xavier
Zarathustra II
Updates from the land where Unicorns are food.
Jim and I recorded a podcast with the Brothers TWXXD they run a real nice webcomic–Canadian, but very nice.
Think like Dan Aykroyd Canadian, not Bryan Adams Canadian.
Take some time to browse around their site as they put out several different strips. The “Talking with Toys” is my favorite of their lines, this one is for you Force. Thanks to the Brandon and Colin for hosting us, we’ll keep you posted as to the podcast’s air date but in the mean time you can find them on iTunes just search the podcast section for TWXXD (very professional).
As to the strip…
God bless the bizarre conversations spawned in party chat.
Especially when the party is divided between different titles. Sure it can be aggravating, but if you let your imagination wander a bit… well this is what you get.
This strip is loosely based on one such conversation–Jim dusted off TF2 with a few of our friends while my brother and I played Magic The Gathering: Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012 (fun game, horrible title). Repartee for the win.
Cheers,
Jack









